tired teen machine

sydney | 15 | agender | usa | pan | honestly just cool with w/e pronouns | i track the zombielesbian tag | intp



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horror movie opening scene
white girl:
i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

white boy:
come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

white girl:
you're just trying to scare me.

white boy:
lmao

white girl:
babe what that??

white boy:
i'll go investigate

white girl:
zack!!!

white boy:
ha ha just kidding!

white girl:
asshole!

white boy:
im just playin babe

white girl:
that wasnt funny but ur still cute

white boy:
i'll go investigate

white girl:
zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!

white girl:
ahhh!!

white girl:
ahhh!!!

opening title slashes across screen:
BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

cutiegabriel:

Max’s traumatizing experience. (x)

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crowlex:

Lucy, I’m home! :D
        For anon and anyone who loves Gabe! <3

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Pro-lifer:
Would you have wanted to be aborted

Me:
Yes

milkyfriend:

 
do u think taylor is one of those people that get off on pain like when no ones looking shell stab her leg with a fork and roll her eyes into the back of her head

milkyfriend:

 

do u think taylor is one of those people that get off on pain like when no ones looking shell stab her leg with a fork and roll her eyes into the back of her head

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