You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train
after learning about transphobia and misogyny and etc its so uncomfortable to be around any person thats not educated on these issues in real life
*makes heterophobic text post*
It’s a metaphor, see? You make a mean text post, but you don’t back it with thousands of years of violently-upheld institutional power, so it doesn’t have the power to actually hurt…
I love Ellen and Portia! They are literally my heroes in life!!
Oh, but look how “disgusting” gay marriage is. Yes, this is clearly a disgusting and immoral scenario. This is not romantic and adorable and beautiful at all. This is clearly breaking traditional marriage and the world will probably explode from this.
I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS
so Ive made a list of a few helpful webistes for anyone whos been feeling down or anything. I’ll always be updating it here.
so reblog this in case anyone needs it :)
To help you relax/calm down:
Do nothing for 2 minutes / The dawn room / To help you calm down / Things to help you relax / calm sounds / Pop balloons / The quiet place / A calm place / search up calm noises / calm tune / how to nap / how to make a comfort box / emotional baggage check / rainy mood / bouncy balls / calming manatees / Neon flames / weave a silk / create a sound / nature sounds / explore the sky / make it rain / cloud flow / imagine / yoga / take a long nap / sea cam / storm sound / ocean waves / make a calm jar / virtual piano / any noises / self soothing / self soothing techniques / meditate / easy meditations / guided meditation / lucid dreaming yoga / breathing execises /
Suicide hotlines & online help:
help phone / imalive / 7 cups of tea / The comfort spot / blah therapy / worldwide hotlines / survivors of suicide / different hotlines / mental disorders explained / hotlines / online help/ resources / invisable disabilities /
To help yourself:
get motivated / how to love yourself / how to care for injuries / how to take care of a burn / how to stop bleeding / how to handle an overdose / natural antidepressants / how to fade/cover scars / what to do when someone sees your scars / how to change your life / self injury guidence / positivity / make a comfort box / self injury recovery / reasons to stay alive / how to be alone / advice / self-care / confidence / how to take care of yourself / addiction recovery / coping skills / easy meditations / guided meditation / lucid dreaming yoga / breathing execises
things that will hopefully make you happier:
get compliments / make everything okay / get hugs / feeling okay? / hope / feeling bored / reasons to smile / kitty cam / partied out ballon / reasons to stay alive / feeling down? / self soothing / self care / self soothing techniques /
raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME
HOW TO DEAL WITH SEIZURES, ASTHMA ATTACKS, AND PANIC/ANXIETY ATTACKS.
Please, share this! it could help someone help their friend.
For seizures you have to lay them on their side, if they are laying face up they WILL choke (gravity) (sometimes you are unable to lay them on their side)
Frozen AU where Hans’ wins and he ends up ruling Arendelle and he’s so smug about it and keeps Anna as a statue. Muahahahah
art source: damnnateyou his deviantart is http://nateyou.deviantart.com/